Cali: Black/Purple Bedroom Attire (5-1-0)

Jeska: Black Bedroom Attire (0-1-0)

Of all the matches I have reviewed on KOG and KAG over the years, I can easily lay claim that this is easily the most erotic video the site has ever offered. There is so much spanking and breast smothering between Cali and Jeska that the words have gone onto new meaning. The setup is simple in this one, Jeska shows up late to meet with Cali, which leads to breast smothering and spanking. It is not exactly a naked blonde woman opening the door for the cable guy, but I’m not going to be complaining. From an actual action standpoint, outside of the spanking and smothering, there really isn’t much for me to talk about.

Recommendation: If you signed up for KAG based on the “Erotic” section, then the crown jewel moment for you is a few clicks away.

Goldie: Blue Bikini (1-2-0)
Candace: White/Red Bikini (0-0-0)
Kym: Blue/White Bikini (0-0-0)

This is a match that features it all, whether you are a fan of belly punching, nudity and supreme acting (well maybe not the last one). In just the first few minutes of the video, there are so many reference made to Goldie’s “bouncy breast” that even I ran out of breast related quotes to make. Also, Goldie gets a decent rubdown from Candace while Kym continuously delivers those dreaded belly punches. Then it happens folks, midway through the second half of the match, Candace gives Goldie a breast to breast massage and this thought goes through my mind…”the only way this can be topped is if KOG does a match where a woman gets an orgasm with belly punches.” I guess that will never happen, but a dude can dream, can’t he?

Recommendation: While the wrestling on this video is slim to none, the awesome rubdowns and breast to breast action make it all worth it.

Deanna: Purple Bra & Panties (4-5-0)
Layla: Purple Bra/Red Panties (11-1-0)

In this special KAG fantasy battle, who will win the rubber match, Deanna or Layla?

The match begins with Deanna quickly applying the body scissors to Layla, Deanna also starts pulling on the hair of Layla. Deanna then transitions to a head scissors on Layla, Deanna then belly punches Layla while holding her in the head scissors. Deanna then mounts Layla and pins her for a ten count, Deanna then attacks Layla again with more belly punches.

Deanna then stays in the full mount position on Layla while taunting her, both girls then start pulling each other’s hair. Deanna then starts to pound Layla in the face with her breasts, Layla eventually passes out as Deanna crushes her.

As this battle rages on, who will walk away as the winner of the feud?

Match Thoughts: This was easily one of the longer videos ever in KAG, as it featured four downloads to get the full match. Deanna continues to be great as the KAG Champion and the third match between these two is easily the best so far.

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Jen: Blue Bikini (0-0-0)

Vicky: Black Bikini (0-0-0)

As both girls make there KAG Erotic Match debuts, who will walk away with victory number one?

The match begins with Vicky and Jen taking turns choking each other, Jen then briefly sits on top of Vicky’s body. Vicky then locks a laughing Jen in the body scissors, Vicky then removes Jen’s bikini top and she chokes her with it. Vicky lets go of the top and she chokes Jen with her hands, Jen recovers and chokes Vicky with her own bikini top.

Vicky then tries to hold Jen’s arms over her head for an extended period of time, both girls then bash their breasts together a few times. Jen then grinds herself on the backside of Vicky, Jen then smothers Vicky with her breasts after the grinding is complete. Vicky recovers and locks Jen in the camel clutch, Vicky then yanks and pulls on the long blonde hair of Jen.

As this erotically charged battle rages on, who will walk away the dominant woman?

Match Thoughts: Considering that both girls were making there KAG Erotic Match debut in this video, they did a pretty good job. In an interesting note, this match is easily the closest that any KAG match, erotic or otherwise, has come to being an “adult video”.

Chrissy: Black Bikini (0-2-0)

Layla: Pink Bikini (0-0-0)

In this KAG Erotic Match, can the winless Chrissy defeat to erotic match rookie in Layla?

The match begins with Chrissy locking Layla in the bear hug, Chrissy then convinces Layla to lay on the ground for a body scissors. Layla then convinces Chrissy to have an arm wrestling encounter, Layla then defeats Chrissy in the arm wrestling match after a short struggle. Layla then shoves Chrissy to the ground for a pin attempt, Chrissy does a reversal and attempts a pin of her own.

Layla then gets back on top of Chrissy for a camel clutch attempt until Chrissy taps out, Layla then rips the top off of Chrissy. The second round begins with Chrissy quickly applying a camel clutch to Layla while removing her top, Layla then gets on top of Chrissy for a short time. Chrissy reverses positions on Layla and briefly gives her a breast smothering, Chrissy then locks Layla in a body scissors for the tap out.

With the match tied at one fall apiece, who gets the third victory, Chrissy or Layla?

Match Thoughts: Considering that she was making her KAG Erotic Match debut, Layla did have a good showing against Chrissy. Call this an angry wrestling fan moment here, but when Chrissy called the bear hug a body hug, I thought “really, a body hug is what I want to give Layla.”

After being rewarded the KAG Title due to lack of defenses by Rosie, Deanna must now defend it against KAG rookie Kharma, who will leave champion?

The match begins with Kharma quickly putting Deanna in a headlock, Deanna eventually escapes and locks Kharma in the body scissors. Kharma escapes and quickly gets a breast smother on Deanna, Deanna escapes and locks a shocked Kharma in a modified camel clutch. Kharma uses her power to toss Deanna off of her and lock her in a camel clutch, Kharma then locks Deanna in another headlock.

Deanna escapes to put Kharma in a headlock of her own, Kharma quickly escapes and drags Deanna down to the ring mat. Deanna recovers and locks Kharma in the head scissors and a tap out follows, which give Deanna the first fall.

Already up by a fall, will Deanna be able to keep her title or will Kharma find a way to pull the upset?

Match Thoughts: It was interesting to see Deanna being handed the KAG Title after Rosie failed to defend it, but hopefully Rosie can return in the future. Kharma made an excellent showing in her debut and I have no doubt that she will challenge for the title again in the future.

With the series tied at one win apiece, who walks away with the rubber match victory, Azia or Cali?

The match begins with Cali locking Azia in the dreaded bear hug, Cali then tosses Azia on a bed before fully mounting her. Azia reverses positions on Cali and tries to pin her arms down, Cali then reverses Azia and locks her in the rear naked choke hold. Azia escapes and puts Cali in a modified camel clutch hold, Cali escapes and puts Azia in a camel clutch of her own.

Cali releases the hold and Azia gets on top of her and starts choking her, Cali escapes and locks Azia in the sleeper hold.

As the battle on the bed continues, who walks away the coveted tie-breaker win, Cali or Azia?

Match Thoughts: Of the three matches between Cali and Azia, this is definitely my favorite battle between the sexy starlets in bikinis. With her recent performances in both KAG and KOG, it will not be long before Cali wins the KAG Title once more.

Girls fighting on beds

In the KAG Erotic rematch, will Chrissy be able to get revenge on the undefeated Cali?

The match begins with Chrissy hitting Cali with a multitude of belly punches, Cali takes her turn and hits Chrissy with some belly punches. Chrissy then forces Cali up against the wall to hit her with more belly punches, Cali returns the favor by whaling at Chrissy’s belly with punches. The girls start a little shoving contest that ends with Cali assaulting Chrissy with belly punches, Cali then removes Chrissy’s bikini top.

Cali pulling the hair of Chrissy

Cali then resumes hitting Chrissy with a ton of belly punches, Cali eventually takes a break from belly punching Chrissy for some breast slapping. Cali then resumes punishing Chrissy with belly punches until she briefly drops to the ground, Cali picks Chrissy up to hit her with more belly punches. Cali then drops Chrissy a second time with belly punches, Cali then picks up Chrissy again to knee strike her in the belly.

As the belly punching war rages on, can Chrissy make a comeback against Cali?

Match Thoughts: This match may have made a personal history for myself for KAG reviews, as I believe it was the first time the term “breast slap” was used in one of my reviews. While we have seen Cali in all forms of KAG and KOG matches, Chrissy has only been in KAG Erotic Matches, so it would be interesting to see her in other types of matches on the sites.

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Kick Ass Girlz Attire/Record

Mai: Purple Bikini (0-0-0)
Mr. E: Black Shorts/Blue T-Shirt (4-2-0)

In her KAG debut, will Mai be able to overcome the odds to defeat the massive Mr. E?

The match begins with Mr. E tossing Mai across the ring mats, Mr. E then applies the back stretcher to a dazed Mai. Mr. E releases the hold and gets kicked in the gut and dropped by Mai, Mai then locks Mr. E in the head scissors. Mr. E bites Mai in the leg to break the hold and then tosses her across the ring mats again, Mr. E then uses an illegal hair pull on Mai.

Mr. E then locks Mai in the dreaded sleeper hold until she passes out and Mr. E wins the first fall, the second fall begins with Mr. E putting Mai in another sleeper hold. Mr. E releases the sleeper hold to put Mai in the back stretcher, Mr. E then rips the bikini top off of Mai and chokes her with it.

Already down by a fall, will Mai overcome the odds to defeat Mr. E?

Match Thoughts: Mai is going to make a fine addition to the KAG roster and she could one day become a top wrestler in KAG. Mr. E continues to be the dominant male in KAG, but without any other male competition in KAG, can that claim really be made?

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